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🗓️ 5 August 2025
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Josh Gondelman and Maris Kreizman are a real power couple, and of course that power is... an adamantium skeleton? Just joshin'! And speaking of: Josh and Maris are pals of ours from New York, and darn tootin' great at their respective callings! Josh is a delightful stand-up who's written for John Oliver and Desus and Mero and his new special Positive Reinforcement is out now on YouTube and as an album wherever you listen to albums! And Maris is a fantastic writer whose debut essay collection I Want to Burn This Place Down is available now from HarperCollins, wherever you buy books! And on today's episode, we get into the nuts and bolts of their relaysh, including the early days, Josh's choice to be a slob, why Maris doesn't have pots OR pans, and how Mahwah is not Wawa and why WASPs eat the worst food, plus we make Maris defend her siblings' choice of occupation and listen to the cutest snores in the world from Josh and Maris' pug! PLUS, of course, we answer YOUR advice Qs! If you'd like to ask your own advice questions, call 323-524-7839 and leave a VM or just DM us on IG or Twitter!
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| 0:00.0 | Open your hearts. |
| 0:01.1 | Loosin your butts. |
| 0:02.1 | It's time for couples therapy. |
| 0:05.9 | Yeah, this podcast is Andy and Naomi's where they can both laugh and hang with all their |
| 0:11.0 | homies talking excellent vacationing with brunches and cuddling to messy situationships |
| 0:15.0 | and conscious and coupling from Netflix hookups to single them with some hulu, tech, sex, |
| 0:19.2 | regrets, so feeling on your new jubu |
| 0:20.8 | they gonna talk about it ah yeah you are in by the i need in therapy i guarantee baby we got it's |
| 0:26.0 | couple's therapy |
| 0:32.0 | couple therapy |
| 0:35.4 | Hello everyone and welcome to couples therapy my name is is Naomi. My name is Andy. We're a real-life |
| 0:41.4 | couple of comedians. In all couples therapy, we answer a couple of different questions from a couple of |
| 0:46.6 | different listeners. E&D. Yes, wife. Hey, girl, hey. Hello. This is not our first conversation today |
| 0:54.9 | But it might as well be |
| 0:56.0 | Seeing how we've been just napping on and off |
| 0:58.5 | Yes we have it's Sunday |
| 1:00.6 | We come into you Sunday |
| 1:01.7 | And I said you know what |
| 1:03.3 | Let's see if we could have an actual day of rest |
| 1:06.1 | Let's try it |
| 1:07.6 | I'll say this too |
| 1:08.5 | Our sleep is constantly interrupted by either animals or last night. Oh my God. 4 a.m. Some piece of shit. Yeah. Yeah, say it. Piece of shit just launches off a bunch of fireworks. Why? 4 a.m. Now, here's the thing. Naomi. Yeah. I feel like this is an old man opinion. Sure. However, I would have had this opinion when I was the ripe age of 22. So I just feel like I've mostly had the same kinds of opinions over my life. Yes. And that it's just that at this stage of my life, it seems like I'm like shaking my hand out of cloud. Yeah. No, this is an opinion. That's who you are. Right. Fuck fireworks. Fuck fireworks. I'm sick of all fireworks. I don't think anyone should ever have fireworks. Specifically in Los Angeles, I don't think anyone should be shooting off fireworks. Especially during the most dry. Can, the most dry of months. Can we? Can we? I ask you, can we maybe just catch on fire once a |
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