Oh, I've been training my whole life for this. Here we go. Open your hearts.

Loosen your butts. It's time for couples therapy.

Yeah, this podcast is Andy and Naomi's where they can both laugh and hang with all their

homies talking excellent vacationing with brunches and cuddling to messy situationships

and conscious and coupling from Netflix hookups to single them with some hulu tech sex regrets

on feeling on your new jubu they gonna talk about it ah yeah you are in by the eye needing therapy

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Hello everyone and welcome to couples therapy.

My name is Andy.

My name is Naomi.

We're a real life couple.

A real life couple of comedians.

Couples therapy.

We answer a couple different questions from a couple different listeners.

Well, Naomi and I have occupied the same

space today. This is our first check-in. So, hello, listeners. Hello, how are you all doing? Naomi,

hello, how are you? How are you doing? Um, you know, I'm doing my best. I was a hair wash day.

And as always, I feel like that was a lot of time for

very little results. It's clean, I guess. Good for all of us. But it's not cute. It's not

giving. It's not styled. And I swear to God, I'm about two seconds away from just shaving my

whole head. Anyway, Andy, how are you? Hmm. Hmm. Well, I just had a book club with my, my old friend, Eric, from grad school. And, you know, we pick a fun question mark. We pick a book to read. And we've been reading this one called River World. It's a series of sci-fi books. Essentially, the human race from all throughout history wakes up on this alien planet.

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