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The Wow, good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to Mormonism Live. How are you tonight, Mr. Real?

I'm doing so good, Mr. Radio Free Mormon. Life treating you well.

Oh, so well. I'm just so happy and thrilled to be here. We're going to be talking about some rocks tonight. Rocks with special properties. Yeah, you know, it's hard to find a magic rock, and we're going to be talking about 11 of them tonight. So it's not that how hard have you tried? Well, I mean, when I joined the church and soon thereafter, somewhere along the way,

learned about sear stones, there came a point where I took a few cool-looking rocks in my young

adulthood and tried to see if maybe I was a seer.

And it never worked.

I never did any sort of supernatural God magic with them, but it wasn't

for a lack of trying. Are you serious right now? I did. I did try a once or twice to take a rock that was,

I thought was pretty cool and see if maybe I had access to a searstone because everyone has one.

Everyone has a searstone out there for their name on

it yeah so what did you do did you put it in a hat no i put it in my hand and i buried my face into my

hand and i excluded all light yeah it's tried it that way the the hat was probably you know according to

radio free mormon and i don't know what episode it is but it's an episode on magic. It might have been the hat that I was missing. It might have been because the problem is if you put your eye too close to the stone, you can't focus. It can be doing all sorts of things, but you can't read it because it's too close to your eye. You need a hat to get some distance between your eye and the rock.

Yeah, too close, you'll end up stoned. So there's that. Anything else from you, my friend?

I know we were talking before the show went live. We were talking about an episode of Mormonism

after dark this week. And we had settled on, I think, Friday at 8 p.m. Mountain Time, 7 p.m. your time.

But 8 p.m. Mountain time for most of the folks who watch us from the great state of Utah.

We'll do an episode of Mormonism after dark this week. And we'll probably take a few more phone calls than we did the last time. Yes. And looking

forward to that. So anything else. It's definitely a work in progress. And we're we're going to

up the number of phone calls. We, it was our first episode. We're trying to feel our way.

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