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🗓️ 22 February 2022
⏱️ 34 minutes
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0:00.0 | Please have a seat, everybody. Thank you very much. |
0:07.0 | It's delightful. It's delightful, crowd. |
0:11.0 | It's delightful, crowd. I can warm myself by you. That is... |
0:15.0 | That is delightful. Welcome, one or all, in here, out there, |
0:19.0 | to the late show, I'm your host, Stephen Colbert. |
0:21.0 | I want to start off... |
0:25.0 | Start off by wishing everybody a happy president's day. |
0:28.0 | Or, as the GOP would say, no, it's not, because the pillow guy |
0:31.0 | has evidence of millions of illegal days hacked into the calendar |
0:34.0 | by dead Hugo Chavez. |
0:37.0 | The question is, obviously, every year which president |
0:40.0 | are we celebrating? Check your local diner placemats, |
0:43.0 | because depending on which state you live in, |
0:46.0 | the day could honor the first president, |
0:48.0 | the first and third presidents, the first and 16th presidents, |
0:52.0 | or all presidents. |
0:54.0 | As a traditionalist, I believe today we honor George Washington, |
0:58.0 | Abraham Lincoln, and Rutherford B. Mattress Sale. |
1:02.0 | Of course, if you happen to be president on this president's day, |
1:11.0 | would want to be a... |
1:14.0 | Because Russia continues to be Russia. |
1:17.0 | They have been amassing troops around Ukraine for weeks, |
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