Jory John / Anika

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2012

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

This week on BG: Lisa lives in a dome in a desert and manages to not take drugs, All My Friends Are Dead author Jory John to talk about his alternate career as a gag writer for Dennis the Menace, and dating expert Danika comes in to give us some intense advice. Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt Jory John

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space
0:03.2	than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life
0:07.8	on Mars or Venus but planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses.
0:26.0	Hey everyone welcome to baby geniuses.
0:27.8	Hello.
0:28.4	I'm Emily.
0:29.1	I'm Lisa.
0:29.9	uh we're the the baby Jesus.
0:33.0	Hello babies.
0:34.0	Is that how we're going to introduce it?
0:35.0	We keep her going.
0:36.0	Yeah, we're going to, you know, we're in the business of starting traditions now.
0:40.0	Yeah.
0:41.0	Never had to do that before. And I'm never, we will do it again because I'm never going to have children. So the only traditions I can start is with my podcast.
0:49.0	Repetitive podcast habits. Yeah, something like that. How are you doing? I'm good. I just got back from
0:54.7	Joshua Tree. Oh yeah, you went and lived in a dome. I did. I didn't do any drugs
0:59.7	either. You don't have to do drugs to enjoy the desert. Word up!
1:05.0	That's the end of our PSA.
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