Jordan's Cheese Habit, Jackie's Feet, Experiences with Cops

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.5 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2020

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Jackie Johnson is back and she isn't afraid to let her feet and a seagull statue do the talking. Jordan Morris is also here and he's been seeing a nutritionist. We do a round of Just Me Or Everyone and Jackie has one involving towels and privates. Plus some timely Wayne's World talk. And we all question our beliefs about cops.

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0:00.0	And now live from isolation station in Burbank, California, it's the plague week 13 of the
0:08.0	Allison Rosen is your new best friend show tonight.
0:10.8	Allison, welcome to guests.
0:12.6	She's a comedian who met her fiance on the sled to be dating out.
0:15.8	Raya, which was great news for her and sad news for Paulie Shore.
0:20.4	It's Jackie Johnson.
0:22.4	And he's a writer who has recently given up cards, which means if he's anything like
0:26.9	my wife, he'll soon start getting annoyed with me over the tiniest bullshit.
0:31.2	It's Jordan Morris.
0:33.3	Tone Zone is enjoying quarantine with his new friends.
0:36.0	People in Newt, a stuffed sock and a tennis ball on a stick.
0:39.8	I'm her husband Daniel Sayon, Marc John Down, the love street and shout hello to your
0:43.7	new best friend, Allison Rosen.
0:45.7	Allison Rosen, Allison Rosen is your new best friend.
0:51.0	Allison, Allison, we love to get times never end.
0:57.0	Allison, Rosen, we need to dance again.
1:02.8	Allison, Rosen, Allison is your new best friend.
1:08.5	Hello, my little gooey butter cakes.
1:14.6	Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison, Rosen, is your new best friend.
1:19.3	That particular delicious and mushy sounding carbohydrate was sent in on Patreon.
1:24.4	Patreon.
1:25.4	By Andrea Findley, possibly friendly.
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