Daniel and Alison (Alpha Dan and Your Calls)
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 June 2020
⏱️ 92 minutes
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Summary
Can you slam a door open? Daniel claims I can and do. He also takes issue with how I hurl my body into bed. Normally these things wouldn't be a problem however he took a supplement which has turned him into Alpha Dan and he can't sleep. We also discuss what's going on in the world, feeling unloved, the word "tushy," therapy, precancerous cells, band-aids and more. And we take your calls on fire arms and depression (separate calls).
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everyone, hi, hello, welcome to another episode of Alice. |
| 0:03.3 | Hey, no. |
| 0:04.9 | Greg, what are you doing here? |
| 0:06.0 | Hey, what do you mean, what, Alice? |
| 0:07.7 | Where'd you come from, Greg? |
| 0:09.2 | I came from the world of childish, and I just want to make sure |
| 0:12.9 | that your listeners know that you're just as wonderful |
| 0:15.8 | on the other podcast you do. |
| 0:19.4 | What if they don't have kids? |
| 0:21.2 | Don't eat them. |
| 0:22.2 | You don't eat them. |
| 0:23.4 | A lot of our listeners actually tell us they don't have kids. |
| 0:25.6 | We talk about sex. |
| 0:26.8 | We talk about all sorts of dirty stuff, |
| 0:28.9 | but also parenting stuff. |
| 0:30.1 | Yeah, so. |
| 0:30.9 | Check out Childish, new episodes every Wednesday, |
| 0:33.2 | wherever you listen to podcasts. |
| 0:34.6 | Childish, and show your shit. |
| 0:37.5 | Maybe I should have no thanks. |
| 0:40.6 | Alice in, rosin. |
| 0:43.1 | Alice in, rosin is your best friend. |
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