It's the sound of Young America, I'm Jesse Thorn.

If you're wondering what's hot and what's not,

here's Jordan Morris with some answers.

It's Jordan ranks America.

Some things are up and some things are down.

Look out America, you're about to get ranked.

New to the countdown this month that number five,

it's hybrid cars with environmental bumper stickers.

Sure, your hybrid car is pretty easy to spot,

but why not hammer the point home with a bumper sticker

about how foreign oil is killing America?

It'd be a real shame if someone on the road

didn't know how great you are.

Barely hanging on at number four, it's Greek mythology.

It turns out people find its extensive collection

of gods and demigods too complicated.

But really, is it more complicated than today's modern bus schedules?

Where do I transfer again?

Staying put this month at number three,

it's a sexual uncle.

Just because your brother had kids doesn't mean

you can't go out and strut your stuff.

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