Jordan Klepper Solves Guns

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Comedy Central

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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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From the nation's capital to the woods of Georgia and beyond, Jordan Klepper talks with lawmakers, militia members, and more to solve America's gun crisis once and for all. This special originally aired in June, 2017. Watch more at https://www.youtube.com/comedycentral. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central!
0:02.7	BAM!
0:03.7	Hey there, this is Jordan Klepper, and you're about to hear my special from a few years
0:08.7	back, Jordan Klepper solves guns.
0:11.9	Spoiler alerts, I did not solve guns.
0:14.8	It was a hyperbolic comedic premise meant to highlight the uniquely American problem of
0:19.2	gun violence.
0:20.2	It's an hour long documentary special inspired by some of my daily show field pieces where
0:24.8	I attempt to get at the heart of the gun control debate in America by talking with people
0:29.2	on both sides, including Senator Cory Booker and my dad's cousin Pete.
0:34.4	You can watch the full video version on Comedy Central's YouTube and be sure to catch me
0:38.6	hosting the daily show all next week at 11 10 pm Central on Comedy Central.
0:59.2	Welcome to America.
1:03.0	You overshot it.
1:04.9	Back up, back, back, back, back, back.
1:08.8	Good?
1:11.1	The country I'm talking about is America.
1:13.5	Good?
1:14.5	Go, we don't have permit.
1:17.7	Shit!
1:20.1	Gunter is American as Apple Pie and short-changing female workers.
1:24.4	We buy them in bulk, tattoo them over our abdomens, and use them to kill more people than
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