Indoor vs. Outdoor Pools | Hold Up with Dulcé Sloan & Josh Johnson

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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Comedy, News, Daily News

4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2023

⏱️ 38 minutes

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“When there’s lightning, I can swim in my pool. When it's a rainy day, I can swim in my pool. When it's just nasty outside, I can swim in my pool. My pool indoors is consistent.”- Josh Johnson “For me, the outdoor pool has represented a lifestyle. Because a pool day is a sunny day. We are drinking a nice beverage, we’re out here just judging others, really taking in the scene.” - Dulcé Sloan It’s an “aquatic argument” of indoor vs. outdoor pools, this week on Hold Up with Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and writer Josh Johnson. Hold Up is a podcast from The Daily Show. Listen to new episodes every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts, or watch at YouTube.com/TheDaily Show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up yours edition listener is Josh Johnson, right for the Daily Show.
0:08.1	You're about to hear an episode of one of our original Daily Show podcasts.
0:11.2	Hold up, hosted by me and Daily Show correspondent Dulce Slone.
0:14.6	And so where we take our office banter into a weekly war words about topics big and small,
0:19.7	in this episode we have an aquatic argument of indoor versus outdoor pools.
0:24.4	We chat about what our dream pools would look like and what is the best pool day experience.
0:30.0	Tune in to find out which side of the debate we each land on.
0:32.5	And if you like the show check out the hold up podcast wherever you're podcast.
0:37.8	So step your game up, live an indoor pool lifestyle,
0:43.0	feed, close, and pool your family. Okay. That's amazing. Okay.
0:50.4	Feed, close, and pool your family. Honestly, I can get behind that.
0:54.8	Yes.
0:59.3	Hey everybody. Welcome to hold up. I am Josh Johnson. I am one of your co-hosts.
1:04.8	I'm a writer for the Daily Show and I am joined by Dulce Slone.
1:09.3	Crap, crrap, crrap, crrap.
1:11.4	Banana, banana, banana, banana, banana.
1:14.4	Banana, banana, banana, banana.
1:16.4	D-D-D-D-D-D.
1:18.4	You're a hater.
1:22.6	No, I'm not a hater. I was waiting for the rest because I said your name,
1:26.3	but you did the noises, but you stopped talking.
1:29.6	Oh yeah, they know I'm a correspondent in the Daily Show. I got to say this every time.
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