From NPR and WBEC Chicago, this is Weight, Weight, Don't Tell Me The NPR News Quiz.

Hey there, Billy Eilish.

Do a duet with me, Billy Kirtish.

And here's your host, the man whose co-workers have totally forgotten what his legs look like.

It's Peter Segal.

Thank you Bill and thanks one more time to our fake audience which is celebrating a full

year of being a part of our show.

Speaking of the pandemic, if you think that you've been spending a lot of time alone,

well later on, we're going to be joined by Jordan Jonas, the winner of the reality show

alone, who spent almost three months entirely by himself in the Arctic wilderness.

That's right, he had to build his own Netflix out of sticks and fur.

But right now, see if you have the survival skills necessary to win a voicemail.

Give us a call, the number is 1-triple-8-weight, that's 1-888-924-8-924.

It's time to welcome our first listener contestant.

Hi, you're on Weight, Weight Don't Tell Me.

Hi, my name is Rich from Walpole, Massachusetts.

Walpole.

Walpole.

Isn't Walpole where the state prison is?

Yes, that's one of our claim defense.

I do know that you're not calling collect, so I'm assuming you're not in the prison.

What do you do there?

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