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Hey, little Miss Muffet.

How about some Curtis and Hway?

I'm Bill Curtis, and here is your host, the man wearing a full-body mask just to be safe.

It's Peter Segal.

Thank you, Bill, and thanks once again to our fake audience for this week is just practicing

their mocking applause for when they're allowed back in restaurants and somebody drops a tray

of dishes.

We're going to be talking about Mars a lot on today's show.

For one thing, our guest later on will be Dr. Swati Mohan, who just landed the rover

there.

So, let's take a moment before we start all that to acknowledge some of the less appreciated

planets, Jupiter, your gorgeous Saturn, you are the prettiest Mercury, your hot Uranus,

I don't know what you mean.

We never make that association.

Is that out of the way, those of you here on Earth can call into play our games.

The number is 1, AAA, wait, wait, that's 1,888, 924, 892, 4, let's welcome our first

listener contestant.

Hi, you're on, wait, wait, don't tell me.

Hi, this is Christian Brady calling from Lexington, Kentucky.

Hey, Christian, how are you?

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