Jordan Jensen Returns | Ep. 54
Collie's 10 minute pod
Colum Tyrrell
4.8 • 599 Ratings
🗓️ 6 December 2022
⏱️ 102 minutes
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Summary
The Colum Tyrrell Podcast welcomes stand-up comedian and podcast host Jordan Jensen. People know Jordan from Bein' Ian with Jordan, Cumtown, Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank, YKWD, Barstool's KFC Radio, & more.
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| 0:00.0 | What's up, ladies and gentlemen, it's the Columtero podcast. |
| 0:03.0 | I'm our host, the big mussely boy. The boy the muscles, dude, I don't even work out. That's just straight couches and cabinets. Those are, that's just hanging out. There's a couple of lethal weapons. For a guy who just hangs out, I'm not doing it. He's at Mel Gibson and Danny Glover? I should, every now |
| 0:19.8 | we do have weights over the outside of the room |
| 0:21.4 | that I lifted like |
| 0:22.9 | once or twice and went, |
| 0:24.1 | dude, |
| 0:24.9 | I'm not doing it. He's that Mel Gibson and Danny Glover? I should. Every now we do have weights over the outside of the room |
| 0:21.4 | that I lifted like once or twice and went, dude, I'm killing it. Then I never got around to it again. I haven't properly worked out in fucking years. Yeah, I'm like two years of just I keep saying next week I'm running out of bed. Dude, I had a, I literally paid $600 or $700 last year for a membership that I never went to. |
| 0:41.0 | I went twice and then never went. Then I canceled my membership and I realized it was $65 a month. I was like, what? What the hell? I thought it was 40. Yeah, that's insane. I'm Planet Fitness. I'm going Planet Fitness. as soon as I get back from this fucking this European tour I'm not going to go to the planet finish |
| 0:57.4 | anyway welcome to the call insane. I'm planet fitness. As soon as I get back from this fucking this European |
| 0:55.4 | tour, I'm not going to go to the planet fitness. Anyway, welcome to the column tier of podcast, boys. |
| 0:59.4 | We got Jordan Jansen on our way in here later on today. She's probably a few minutes away. |
| 1:05.6 | She's coming up. But listen, if you want to support the podcast out of the patreon.com slash |
| 1:09.7 | call them to Terrell. Please. You get two extra episodes a week. Plus you get all the back podcast out of the patreon.com slash column terrell. |
| 1:11.5 | Please. |
| 1:12.9 | You get two extra episodes a week. |
| 1:15.5 | Plus you get all the back catalog of all our other previous work. |
| 1:20.2 | Plus you get opportunities to ask questions that we read out on the podcast. |
| 1:27.4 | And at the end of every single month, we do the live Collies Sunday service, which is over Zoom. So, you know, help Be a real one Go join the crew Because everything you hear right now Because we have advertisements We let you know We don't go in the paint Which I'm not quite sure But I mean But I know it definitely suits this What I mean It's's close. It is. We be in the paint. |
| 1:44.6 | Dude, |
| 1:45.6 | I'm always in the paint. You're in the paint. |
| 1:46.5 | Is he going hard? |
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