You're An Idiot! Geoffrey Asmus & Alex Dragicevich | Ep. 55
Collie's 10 minute pod
Colum Tyrrell
4.8 • 599 Ratings
🗓️ 9 December 2022
⏱️ 69 minutes
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The Colum Tyrrell Podcast welcomes stand-up comedians and podcast hosts Geoffrey Asmus & Alex Dragicevich. People know Geoffrey & Alex from their podcast You're An Idiot, Geoffrey's appearance on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank, and more.
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| 0:00.0 | We're rolling. It's the Columtero podcast. Welcome, everybody. We've got some special guests. Can I get some juice in my cans there, please? Can I get some juice to the cans? Too much. I'm juiced up, dude. I'm like fucking, uh, Mr. Me. What was the guy? |
| 0:16.8 | Mr. Me? David Gagins. Not David Goggins. David Goggins is mentally is mentally ill. But no, the guy that Mr. The guy only eats me. Liver King. The liver king turns out. Oh, yeah. He took steroids. He just came out today. Of course. Look at the guy. There's not a human alive. I have no idea who this is. The liver king? |
| 0:37.8 | They don't let me listen to alpha shit. |
| 0:40.6 | I'm too weak. |
| 0:41.7 | They don't do anything about the Bible on TikTok. |
| 0:43.7 | Oh, this is just a mass. |
| 0:46.7 | He just eats meat. |
| 0:47.7 | There is raw meat. |
| 0:48.6 | Raw meat. |
| 0:49.7 | There is a raw meat diet. |
| 0:51.0 | But it's like a gimmick thing. |
| 0:52.9 | It's like he works for someone who knows how to create famous people on the internet. He doesn't look good though. He looks, are you kidding? Is that hot? He's dude, he's about to fuck. He's not to fuck you. He's not to use you as a condom. Would you really, would you rather take that body or your body? Mine, any day. Really? guy at 45 from a heart from a heart attack. He's gonna be walking down the street and die. He's getting pussy. He's getting pussy from women who look like him. You're getting asthma attacks and he's getting pussy. I don't. I would never. Listen, let me introduce the guests. Yeah, yeah. We got Geoffrey Asmus. Joffrey Asmus. That's the European pronunciation. Oh, wow. And Alex Dragovitch. Dragovich. Dragovich. Jaregich. Well, it is Dragovich. And yeah, you both have a great podcast called the boys be hanging. The boy. Hanging with the boys. Should have been in the notes, I'm not the laugh. That's an oversight of the podcast producer. That we film in this very room. That we film five feet over there. In the rum. In the rum. Rum, yeah. That's a Midwest. Fucking David who's sitting there watching. He's from Boston and he says rum. |
| 2:01.6 | Rum, yeah. |
| 2:02.6 | He goes, oh, the smell in this rum. Rum, yeah, cupboard, yeah, rough. Rough. Baggle. Bagel. Well, welcome, guys. Go, what's the name of your pockets? You're an idiot. Oh, that was good. That was actually good. I thought you were just attacking me both and just like, fucking journey. |
| 2:18.6 | I will say to you more times too. |
| 2:19.6 | Oh, yeah. |
| 2:20.6 | Yeah. Glad to have us here in this room again. Good to be back. Glad to have us. A lot of good vibe. Glad to have us. Glad to have us. Glad to, yeah, that didn't come out the way. The studio is really tight. When did you build it? about a year ago December of last year How long did it take? It took a while, it took a month. No, the only thing that took the most amount of time was probably hanging these curtains that I don't even use anymore. So, pointless. Everything I did here, but ended up becoming pointless. Right. Well, you didn't know what you were doing. No, just wing it. That's fine. Well, well the paneling looks cool i don't know what the |
| 2:51.8 | curtains are yeah what was that for oh i guess for the background for the background you don't want to |
| 2:56.7 | just have a raw wall really right okay good point and then the curtains help with sounding and then also |
| 3:01.5 | when people used to rent it out we would cover up the back wall which was so it was a different |
| 3:06.8 | backdrop for other podcasts. |
| 3:08.5 | Exactly. |
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