Jordan Gray - The Johnny Fly By Nightly (Part 1)

The Moon Under Water

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🗓️ 26 September 2022

⏱️ 32 minutes

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It's always a special occasion at The Moon Under Water when we're joined by a guest who has knowledge of the inner workings of a pub, and this week is no exception. Our guest has not only been lucky enough to see behind the magicians cloth and witness the pipes and barrels with their own eyes... they've actually LIVED in a pub. Joining us in the Correct Realm this week is comedian Jordan Gray!

Jordan actually grew up in a pub, so it's safe to say she knows her stuff. It's also safe to say that she is one of the most talented comedians around, and her recent Edinburgh show 'Is It A Bird' was a super smash hit. But will her dream pub be a super smash hit? Only if she's able to win over the Landlord and his regular...

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0:00.0	Far over the Haven Line, see those fields of corn.
0:13.0	Oh, the sway and the waft!
0:18.0	How they glimmer, how they create a shining below the sun, and how they point to you towards a path beyond.
0:29.6	The path that leads under the willows there, down past the water mill, and into the gleaming, into the sunlit fronds of time,
0:48.8	into the comfy chairs, to the pint glasses, to the pump pulled by a master of ale, into the moon underwater. Thank you. Oh, Robin, Robin, Robin, I'd forgotten it was Chimes Day.
1:40.1	Oh, not again.
1:40.9	In the correct realm.
1:42.2	The Chime Festival, where all the locals bring out their chiming items.
1:45.7	What's been some of your picks?
1:47.0	It comes around so fast, isn't it?
1:48.5	Yes, it feels like only yesterday, but it was last week's chime festival.
1:52.4	It's every week, which I think is too much.
1:53.9	That's too much. I think people get sick of the chimes, doorbells, and obviously we've got to keep up with the times, a lot of ringo
2:02.4	doorbells. What's that? It's that, oh no, that's the parking app. That's a different festival.
2:10.5	That's the parking app festival. Those ring doorbells where you can sort of see the burglar.
2:15.5	Oh yeah, I don't really. Just to really rub it in.
2:18.8	Yeah, I don't really understand the point of those.
2:22.3	So you might be on your phone and you can check who's burgling your house.
2:23.4	Yes.
2:23.9	Yeah, yeah.
2:24.5	Yes.
2:26.1	And then you can call the police.
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