Hey, the Bird Show.

Time to get buzzed on the hot goss from Hollywood with Abby.

It's the Bird Show's entertainment bus.

Okay, I'm going to edit myself here a little bit

because I feel like we've talked maybe a little bit too much about Jolo and and Ben Affleck and I would like to offer you

guys a secondary story option. However, it will require some crowd participation.

I do think that this cycle of J. Lowe and Ben has been a

smaller talk cycle because we've been planting the seeds for months.

Yes. It wasn't explosive like oh my my God, it came out on nowhere.

Not every day we heard another rumor they were breaking up.

We knew they were headed for divorce.

So I actually found a different story about maybe some more successful relationships and of course I'm

talking about the wives of the Iowa State Fair and the Tennessee State Fair because

they are competing in husband calling contests where they are getting up on stage and sharing with the crowd

how they will call their husbands out in the field or from another room. Hey Sagin! Y top on the house floor, there to a prize!

I call you several times, we don't go down to the high beat.

We go down to the proud pianos and we get the foot sauces. We don't play with the functions. I have no idea what they're saying. I have no idea what they're saying. I just know they're very passionate about it.

And very loud. That's a husband calling like he's supposed to come to you after hearing those?

100%. I am going to the attorney's office of media.

So what I thought would actually be really fun since everyone here is married or

in a serious relationship I would like to hear

what would your girlfriend or husband call be and I figured I could judge on who is the most

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