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I will eat Chinese food anywhere. If I see it in a strip mall or get a hankering for it, I once

shot a movie out in the desert. It was a tiny little town called Trona, California, truly the middle of the desert and on the way to get to this location

you would pass a certain few like dusty little gas stations and there's a little turn off in the middle of nowhere and all you can eat Chinese buffet

with like a hand-painted sign and of course I stopped there and ate there and of course that night I got violently ill. About a week later I went back to Los Angeles and I stopped there again.

And I ate there again, I ate there twice and I got sick twice. I got sick again and my thought process was, well surely I'm not going to get sick again. That was an anomaly.

And the food was good enough and it was like actually not bad. You know for the amount of times you've eaten disgusting Chinese food in your life it's a miracle that you look the way you do.

It's a miracle. That's you mean I should look at some and that's so nice.

Life could be a dream. Life could be a dream.

You're listening to Life is short. I'm your handsome. How you said it? I was just in line.

Life could be a dream sweetheart. Do do do do do.

With me as always is my I think your handsome come on. Well sometimes you're not what? Yes.

Fuck you sometimes you're by your own you know you know we have faces. I just don't want you to say it.

I right. I can say it about myself. Well what would you say about your face right now? Yeah.

Looks pretty good. It's just kind of summer bronzed little unshaven.

Yeah, but we also very like malleable faces. We have like a lot of we Krishna used to do this thing where I don't know if anyone can realize this but you shake your head like

you'd like to shake your you let your face go loose and then and take a picture of it. Yeah.

Sometimes it would look like because my face is so malleable. So malleable.

It's hard to tell just by looking at me normally. It is. But it is extremely malleable.

And by the way I don't recommend this face shaking. No we stopped doing it because I think we were giving ourselves a little concussion.

But my picture would often be like a car to like my mouth would be on the right side of the frame.

And the rest of my face would be totally on it was like cartoon. It was like goofy.

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