Jon Stewart's Surprise Appearances on The Daily Show

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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🗓️ 9 February 2024

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Since he left in 2015, Jon Stewart periodically stopped by to visit his old friends, whether it's visiting Trevor Noah to push for the renewal of the Zadroga Act, or dropping on Roy Wood Jr. as Obi-Wan Kenobi. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's the UEFA Champions League on Paramount Plus, Europe's top club soccer tournament,
0:05.2	Champions versus Champions, the best teams facing off in the knockout rounds.
0:09.9	And it all takes place.
0:12.4	While you're filling out financial reports at work,
0:15.0	in the middle of your day, in the middle of your week.
0:17.0	So use that second screen, call and sick, do whatever you've got to do to tune in Tuesdays and Wednesdays.
0:22.0	Nobody watches the UEFA Champions League like... whatever you got to do to tune in Tuesdays and Wednesdays.
0:22.7	Nobody watches the UEFA Champions League like us.
0:25.5	Knockout rounds begin February 13th on CBS and stream live on Paramount Plus.
0:31.2	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:33.0	I got to say this one time and one time only.
0:37.0	Welcome back to the Daily Show with Trevor Noah with John Stewart.
0:43.0	This guy is here.
0:47.0	So just to bring you up to speed,
0:49.0	today we're talking about the Zadroga Reauthorization Act,
0:51.0	which gives permanent health care to 9-11 first responders
0:54.5	injured or sick through their work at ground zero. Now it seems like a no-brainer.
0:59.5	So John, what's holding it up now? No brains.
1:03.0	So right now there's 67 senators sponsoring the bill,
1:07.6	260 representatives, which even by stupid Senate and House
1:10.9	math is more than enough to do this.
1:12.8	So it really comes down to the two individuals who currently control Congress.
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