Jon Stewart's 'Indecision' and Election Night Results
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 8 February 2024
⏱️ 20 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is post-season, the biggest sporting event and most anticipated performance of the year, |
| 0:05.2 | stream live on Paramount Plus. |
| 0:07.2 | This is incredible! |
| 0:08.2 | Follow the road to Las Vegas and stream every NFL on CBS playoff game. |
| 0:12.6 | Oh, what a catch! |
| 0:14.0 | All the way through Super Bowl 58. |
| 0:16.0 | We're going to the Super Bowl! |
| 0:18.0 | Plus, don't Miss Usher's show-stopping performance |
| 0:20.0 | when he takes over the field at the Apple Music halftime show. |
| 0:24.0 | There's nothing like the NFL post-season. |
| 0:26.7 | And it's all streaming live on Paramount Plus. |
| 0:30.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:33.0 | And historic night. |
| 0:38.0 | Are you a historic night? |
| 0:40.0 | Unhistoric night. |
| 0:41.0 | Are you a hologram? |
| 0:44.0 | CNN has hologram technology and I fear that you are in fact a hologram. |
| 0:50.0 | Oh, oh, I may not be here, John, but I am scratch and sniff. |
| 0:58.0 | I never should have brought that up. |
| 1:00.0 | I do have one result that I want to bring up that I think is I went to school at the college of William and Mary go |
| 1:06.3 | Tribe and it's the Commonwealth of Virginia and it's a |
| 1:10.7 | Proud state proud state conservative state obviously I've got the red card It's very good. Proud State. Proud State. |
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