Jon Stewart and Jordan Klepper React to the Presidential Debate | ICYMI
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.4 • 13.5K Ratings
🗓️ 14 September 2024
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Jon Stewart gives his live reaction to Donald Trump and Kamala Harris’s first presidential debate. He unpacks the candidates’ takes on immigration and abortion access, and outlines what this means for the election. Plus, Jordan Klepper covers Trump’s insistence that he won the debate, Taylor Swift’s endorsement of Harris, and JD Vance’s defense of the claim that immigrants are eating cats and dogs.
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| 0:00.0 | John Stewart here, here, |
| 0:00.8 | Unbelievably exciting here, my new podcast, |
| 0:03.2 | The Weekly Show, we're going to be talking about the election, |
| 0:06.8 | economics, ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. |
| 0:11.2 | Listen to the Weekly Show with John Stewart wherever you get your |
| 0:14.0 | podcast. You're listening to Comedy Central. My name is John Surr. The second presidential debate has just wrapped up. |
| 0:34.1 | We are live, well technically, I guess this is the second |
| 0:38.0 | presidential debate. |
| 0:38.5 | The first presidential debate of this matchup. |
| 0:42.0 | I can't wait to see who the winner will take on next. |
| 0:46.3 | I think! |
| 0:47.3 | We're coming to you alive, ladies and gentlemen. The stakes couldn't be higher as we all |
| 0:51.6 | try and figure out who will be the next |
| 0:54.4 | president of Paul Wenev-Meaz Gank. |
| 0:58.4 | It's an exciting night for citizens of that esteemed nation. |
| 1:05.3 | As the rest of us watch with great interest from the neighboring country of, |
| 1:08.4 | No one gives a shit a stand. By the way, if you have any friends in Po and have me as Gennig, can you see if they can do anything about congestion pricing if you... |
| 1:23.0 | All right, forget it. |
| 1:24.0 | But so far, it seems like this presidential race is going to be a tight one. |
| 1:28.0 | The election now a dead heat. |
| 1:31.0 | Separated by razor-thin thin margins neck and neck. |
| 1:34.0 | feels like a jump all race right now. |
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