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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 15 September 2024
⏱️ 42 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody, John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, the weekly show coming out every Thursday. |
| 0:07.4 | We're going to be talking about the election, earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking |
| 0:14.8 | about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. I know you have a lot of options as far |
| 0:20.6 | as podcast go, but how many of them come out on Thursday. |
| 0:25.0 | Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast. |
| 0:29.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. Welcome back to the Daily Show. My guest tonight is a best-selling author, Chief |
| 0:47.0 | for Little Philomen and Partner at Puck, and host the Impolitic Podcast. Please welcome John Heilman. We're going to be here. I knew there would be some Wu-Tang apparel when you walked out there. |
| 1:18.0 | Well, after you sung the praises of Wu-Tang at your that Chicago Convention show, |
| 1:22.0 | you saw that. Yeah, of course I did. You talked about how that era Convention show. You saw that. |
| 1:23.0 | Yeah, of course I did. |
| 1:24.0 | You talked about how that era, 1991, 1995, |
| 1:25.0 | four best years in American history. |
| 1:27.0 | You agreed, right? |
| 1:28.0 | I agreed, right? |
| 1:29.0 | I'm a little disappointed. |
| 1:30.0 | They promised me Desi tonight. |
| 1:31.0 | They did promise you, that's why I'm here. I mean I love you but like you know I was like I wanted to get the best sub-John host |
| 1:38.8 | First of all I don't consider myself a sub-John host I am the host of the goddamn daily show you will respect that |
| 1:44.4 | and you should understand that all of the best groups have a lot of members |
| 1:50.4 | O d B jizariz a Killer, Inspector Deck. These are groups. |
| 1:55.0 | Plans, if you will. I can't believe you. I can't believe some of the ones you'll leave it out there, like |
| 1:58.6 | meth, who's going to come over here and beat the shit out of you for that. But here's how you know that I actually knew it was you. |
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