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I feel terrible but I couldn't think of anything worse than go to a pink gig.

I can't stop myself. If I see a new sauce, I'm getting it.

That's where the Loch Ness Monster lives in John Hamm's pants.

Just because you hear something shady and shit about somebody

doesn't mean that it's absolutely

true.

Leave fucking one-eyed Willie out of this.

Oh Jesus Christ, the excitement.

There's nothing wrong at my nails.

It's called fashion.

Yeah, I'm sure Anna Winterer would really give them the thumbs up.

I won't be going camping. Are you okay? No, thank you very much.

I'm pregnant.

Hello and welcome to Vogue and Amber, the main.

Oh, sorry, that's okay.

I think you're not, you're actually turning into a mean girl.

You are?

No, you're turning into a mean girl.

You're the image of Gretchen weiner.

Amber, are you getting a discount, a disconté on the nails?

What the fuck is that color? Jesus. She's getting a discounted. There's no other. I like this colour. Why are we cycling through the primary colours, Amber? Why? What is wrong with you? Emma, how dare you? Show me your nails. Hold on. I mean, my glasses on. Let's see. Exactly nothing, Immo. No effort, nothing. We'd rather nothing on how yours. Disgusting nails. Oh my God. This is called fashion. It is royal blue. Look it off. Unbelievable. I had to get the fucking yellow ones on before we recorded again. I had another abuse.

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