BONUS: Holiday Dumpings and How to Deal with Trolls
Vogue & Amber
Global
4.6 • 6.7K Ratings
🗓️ 23 April 2026
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s Bonus Ep: We’re talking troll takedowns, Vogue relives the horror of drinking her own wee on Bear Grylls, and the girls discover Theodore isn’t alone in his kidnapping paranoia.
Plus, a chaotic new quiz, snoring husbands and bed-hogging kids and a truly grim story about being dumped straight after a holiday.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a Global Player original podcast. |
| 0:05.7 | I'm coming to you as a girl who was dumped after a holiday. |
| 0:09.1 | Oh, God. |
| 0:10.2 | I remember when I had to drink my piss. |
| 0:13.1 | Carol, where's Sampuka? |
| 0:15.8 | Actually, no, it's not your nunu, it's your arm. |
| 0:20.1 | Donald Trump posted a photo of himself as Jesus, |
| 0:23.0 | but backtracked and said he was actually what? |
| 0:25.2 | That was strike three. |
| 0:31.9 | Hello and welcome to Vogan Amber, the podcast, the bonus episode. |
| 0:37.4 | The bonus. The sun is splitting the rocks, the bonus episode. The bonus. |
| 0:38.3 | The sun is splitting the rocks back there in Ireland, |
| 0:41.2 | Iber, Jesus Christ, turn on to Ericon. |
| 0:46.3 | Is it roasting? |
| 0:48.4 | No, it's still cold. |
| 0:50.3 | It looks glorious. |
| 0:51.6 | She'll never be fucking happy, that bitch, will she? |
| 1:11.5 | I'm going to start with a pet and paper. I'm going to mark her strikes. You know, bitch. How does that how relationship works? I was only saying to, I went in to get a scan today and I took the kids because they were off school. It was very sweet until they lost interest because it was quite a long one. |
| 1:28.5 | And I was saying to my doctor, who's Irish, I said, oh, I have a sister and I love my sister so much. And then I was saying to the kids, I was like, so who's my favorite out of my siblings? And they were like, Amber, Amber. And I said, yeah, I mean, I've even told Spencer that, like, I'd rather be buried in a hole with Amber than him. He knows. |
| 1:27.5 | We're both going on the I mean, I've even told Spencer that, like, I'd rather be buried in a hole with Amber than him. |
| 1:28.5 | He knows. |
| 1:34.4 | We're both going on the same plot, Emma. We just don't have a plot yet. We haven't bought one. |
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