Jon Gabrus, Joe Wengert, Will McLaughlin

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2015

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Surrounded by Passwords - Jon Gabrus, Joe Wengert, and Will McLaughlin are surrounded by passwords everywhere they go on this week’s improv4humans with Matt Besser! They also explore how nuns feel really feel about Katy Perry, a teacher giving their students a gentle ribbing, and what real American made products would look like. Plus, they encounter a couple of motherly cops during the Mope Report. Make sure to get the Upright Citizens Brigade television show season 3 now available on DVD, the UCB Comedy Improv Manual , and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com !

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0:31.2	I'm not sure if I should be mad about this, but why do I always have to make a password?
0:39.5	So can I not do certain things without making a password?
0:45.1	Like I got...
0:47.5	I'm on Verizon.
0:50.4	My wife made the plan.
0:52.2	So I guess I'm on her plan.
0:54.7	So maybe on the second device on her plan, I go to the Verizon store and I'm doing upgrade.
1:04.6	So for the guy to access that info, he needs to get into my wife's plan on the internet.
1:13.1	Neither one of us use the Verizon site.
1:16.2	Like we have no use to look at our plan or whatever, ever, right?
1:22.3	So we've never made a password.
1:24.6	So I'm in the store and he's like, what's your password?
1:29.5	And I'm like, we don't have a password because we've never used the site.
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