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🗓️ 12 August 2015
⏱️ 108 minutes
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0:23.8 | Come on Squarespace, build it beautiful. So I bought this CD from a guy on Amazon and this is my |
0:34.8 | lesson. Never go with the guy that only has like a hundred reviews or a hundred ratings or |
0:42.2 | whatever. You got to go it's the guy who has a hundred thousand like someone who's done this |
0:47.3 | a lot, not someone's done it a few times. That's the lesson I learned. So I ordered a CD from him, |
0:55.2 | didn't come when I was supposed to. I waited a couple weeks after that, still hadn't come. |
1:00.5 | I don't know if you've ever done this, but then you're supposed to contact the seller through |
1:04.2 | their emails. Have you done this? No, I've only bought from legitimate sellers of products and |
1:10.0 | services. You've never had a problem. I've never had a problem. But you know with like CDs, |
1:15.6 | it can be from anyway. It can be from a record store, just some dude. Why are you buying CDs, |
1:21.2 | first of all? Oh, you hit me early. No, it's in the story. How do you listen to your music? |
1:31.5 | I haven't bought a CD in a long time. How do you listen to your music? I downloaded. |
1:36.1 | So if you're going to buy, here's back on you. You have about a full album and years. |
1:42.9 | I have. Here's what I just did. This is how cutting-edge I am. I've got the new music app, |
1:49.1 | and I just download it. This is an ad for Apple. It's available for all your Apple devices. |
1:58.2 | I just downloaded the new Chemical Brothers album without purchasing it. This is one of the ads. |
2:05.1 | This is a feature of the thing. It's like make available offline is what it means. What it means is |
2:08.7 | you've downloaded it onto your phone. You haven't bought it. But if at any time you cancel your |
2:12.3 | subscription to the app, it disappears. But I'm happy to buy it. That's a nightmare. |
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