Jokic Industrial Complex

Basketball Illuminati

Count The Dings

Basketball, Sports, Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2024

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Tom Haberstroh, Amin Elhassan and producer Anthony Mayes have discovered another member of Michael Jordan's inner circle (besides Amin, who joined in October). An intrepid conspiracist (@FrankBurner222) has unveiled a theory he claims to be the biggest scam in sports: Nikola Jokic's fraudulent manipulation of analytics nerds to farm MVPs. Finally, it happened folks, LeBron's quest to play all 82 games this season came to an end... or did it? Basketball Illuminati is now part of the Count The Dings Network. Join the Count The Dings Patreon to support the show, get ad free episodes and exclusive content at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings ILLUMINATI MERCH HAS RETURNED - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Subscribe to Basketball Illuminati! On Apple or Spotify Email us: [email protected] Twitter: @bballilluminati Instagram: @basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This holiday season, Amazon brings you an unmissable month of festive football.
0:07.0	What a fantastic night of football.
0:10.0	Including 10 Premier League games.
0:13.0	It doesn't get much better than that.
0:17.0	And Tuesday's UEFA Champions League must watch match.
0:22.4	The biggest live games from the biggest leagues all wrapped up.
0:28.2	It's on Prime.
0:30.0	Guys, I think we need to update Michael Jordan's circle of trust.
0:34.2	How so?
0:34.9	Well, after Amin met him at the Hall of Fame, Amin's in there. Yes. Right.
0:39.9	I'm in there. But he's got company. We have a new member. Wait, shouldn't Amin know who's
0:44.4	entered into this circle of trust, though? They do that for plausible deniability purposes. No one ever
0:49.3	knows about the other person. So they're the public ones, Charles Oakley, the like, but then they're the secret society
0:56.3	ones where it's kind of like being in the CIA. You don't even know who the other operatives are.
1:00.6	Did you just, and so on and so forth with Charles Oakley?
1:03.9	Charles Oakley, yeah. You name one person. You can only identify one person, basically, to stay in this
1:09.3	circle of trust. Well, I was going to say Buzz Peterson, but no one knows who Bus Peterson is.
1:13.4	All right, Mays, keep gone.
1:15.0	I want to hear this.
1:15.8	The latest addition to Michael Jordan's circle of trust.
1:20.0	And it might not be that he's just been added, but it's just been outed that he's in there.
1:24.3	Meta World Peace.
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