Joining the Mile High Club w/B Crispin

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Happy Tuesday! Welcome back to another episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt. Today, we have on the funny, sexy, and wise, Brittany Crispin! She chats with us about her experience with being banned on social media platforms, why we think jealousy is a poison, and how she joined the MILE HIGH club on United. 2 Girls 1 Blunt Podcast is hosted by Miami based stand up comedians, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade, two filthy fn st0nrs originally from Boston. Their raw, relatable, and unapologetic take o...

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0:00.0	But what's weird to me is how is a water bottle better than my hand?
0:04.3	I have actually been...
0:05.2	Because it goes inside you.
0:22.4	Yeah. Oh, man. No, I didn't put it inside me. The water bottles I wasn't putting inside me. Oh, you were just rubbing it on your... Yeah. This I was putting inside of me. Oh, I was picturing the water bottles inside you. No, no, no. I was just using it the ridges to like get that like, oh.
0:28.1	Interesting. Interesting. I know. I've done weird things for sure. Whatever gets you going.
0:34.3	Hey girl. You're trying to hit this. Oh, you know exactly what I need.
0:38.3	Good morning. Welcome back to Two Girls One Blunt.
0:39.7	Happy Tuesday, boys.
0:40.9	And girls.
0:42.4	Only boys.
0:44.1	Oh, okay.
0:45.6	It's your favorite girls.
0:47.4	Jamie Lee and Emily.
0:49.4	Welcome back to Two Girls On Blunt.
0:50.6	Today we have on B. Crispin, Miss Brittany.
0:52.7	She is a content creator, fitness influencer, only creator,
0:56.2	bad. We met her two years ago in Vegas, and we're so excited to finally have you on. I know.
1:01.3	It's been long overdue. Did I meet you before Vegas? Palm Springs? No, I didn't go on that trip.
1:07.5	I think the trip I met you guys was definitely Vegas. And I was like hammered the entire time. Same. Just drinking those, um, what was it that we were drinking? White Claws? Oh, probably. Oh my gosh. The hangovers were so bad on that trip. But then we got like the IVs and I was like that save. I didn't do that. Oh, shit. I spent my money on the makeup artist. I didn't pay for the IV.
1:27.8	What?
1:28.1	Just like, who wants an IV?
1:29.1	I'm giving it to like...
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