Being Embarrassing is a Super Power with Kristina Santa

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2024

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Late episode today with the lovely, hilarious, and misrepresented in media, Kristina Santa! You can catch her playing kiss or slap with the local PD, catching alligators in the Everglades, or twerking in your favorite streamers house. The ladies and Kristina discuss using enemas, Emily going electric, and we discover how Kristina's dad got a LEWD of her. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They delive...

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0:00.0	Yep, yep.
0:00.7	What is happening?
0:01.7	Oh, my God.
0:02.9	What is...
0:03.7	Mom, are you doing this?
0:07.6	You're just like dad.
0:11.1	I'm just kidding.
0:12.8	I wasn't molested by a family member.
0:14.6	Somebody else.
0:15.5	And we are live.
0:18.2	Welcome back to another episode of Two Girls' Blunt podcast. It's W. 42420. Welcome back to Two Girls One Blunt.
0:28.5	And I'm streaming it today. So, go check it out. Take your tits out.
0:33.5	Fine.
0:34.1	Ah! Dude, what is going on outside? Do you hear the fucking ambulances?
0:39.9	Are they coming for you, Christina?
0:42.6	I thought that I hid my location before I got here.
0:46.8	I'm a little worried.
0:47.8	Damn it.
0:48.5	Do you want to warrant out for your arrest?
0:49.6	How strong are your door locks?
0:51.7	Not very.
0:53.6	Well, you might have to replace your door. Oh, sick. Can't wait. Oh my God. I don't even want to manifest that. If you were wondering how it was in the parachute, I mean in the backpack, it's a parachute. So if I got to go, I'll just jump out the balcony real quick. I can actually see that. I can see that. I don't know what's going on. Christina's like, sorry, guys. She packed her back and literally just jumps off. I'd be like, this bitch is crazy, but I expect nothing less from you. You expect me to be that crazy? Yes. Yes. You know what I want to see you do. It is a goal of mine. I actually do want to jump out of, like, Red Bull. I feel like you would do that shit and do like the, yeah, you would have ways.
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