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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Johnny's Punishment

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2026

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.

0:23.4

That's right.

0:24.1

Five dollars.

0:25.2

Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.

0:27.2

Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.

0:31.3

Punishment time.

0:32.3

K. Rock, Klein Alley Show.

0:33.9

It's always nice when we get to give away prizes to you to listener. And then on the flip side, we oftentimes give punishments to each other, which sucks because as someone who has experienced many of the punishments on the show, including having my nipple pierced and jumping in the freezing cold Big Bear Lake and having my tips frosted last year when I was unable to complete my forced resolution. It did suck.

0:54.5

And,

0:54.6

Allie, you had to live in your car when you were wrong about the Menendez brothers. You had to be incarcerated. That was rough. That was a rough one as well. Jake had to wrap his own car with a picture of himself and his underwear. And my girlfriend kicked him out of the house because of it. Cost him his relationship. so we've all had some punishments and they've not been fun.

1:11.8

And Johnny is the official loser of this year's forced resolutions

1:14.7

because... Cost him his relationship. So we've all had some punishments and they've not been fun.

1:30.0

And Johnny is the official loser of this year's forced resolutions because he just quit drinking. Even though he was drinking pretty consistently, he said, I can't do it anymore. And so there's been a lot of thoughts as to what will be Johnny's punishment. We will, as always, turn to the wheel of punishments that will determine once and for all which one he will have to do. but a lot of people think it should be the force to jump out of the airplane. Hey, who's jumping from the airplane? Was it Johnny? I want to join him. Let me know. There are a lot of people that are offering to join Johnny. In fact, listen to this, Ellie. Oh, hey, guys. I don't know if secondhand Cindy talked to you guys.

1:45.2

You've been skydiving before, and she wants to go skydiving too. So I don't know what the status

1:50.5

is on that whole thing, what you guys got going on, blah, blah, blah, blah, lawyers, blah, blah,

1:55.6

but it sounds like it could be a whole lot of fun. Johnny, cripple Cody, second cindy me well i don't know so there's like a lot of talk a growing ground swell of support for johnny jumping out of a plane johnny hates being on planes doesn't like flying anywhere so the idea that he would jump out of a plane seems to make sense it would be his worst fear i think it would be his worst fear although i do think he would really, it's like a lot of the things with Johnny that we have to convince him to do. At the

2:21.2

end of it, I think he would say it was amazing. Like, he would say that was awesome and he was going to say he would love it. But that is just one of a few of the ideas that we've already received as to what will be the punishment and we will accept your nominees now

2:31.6

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