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Well, it's K. Rock, we're on Alley's show.

And tonight, if you're interested, there's a free thing happening at Jake's comedy show called a Goukite. And it is happening. We don't know what time it is or where it is. March 72nd, according to his poster. Tonight, seven o'clock. Jake Oil is performing. Jake's Oil. Jake Oil will be there. We think it's a bail. We're not sure. Anyway, regardless. It's a poster that Jake made and drew himself and no one can understand it. People like it. Well, anyway, he's given free posters away for the first 40 people who arrive. If you can translate the poster, you win something else, I guess. Only the first 40 get a posting. That's all. That's all. Anyway, Jake's losing money on this whole event. It's free. He's giving things away for free.

And Johnny will be doing his stand-up comedy debut, even though Johnny hates comedy, hates stand-up comedy, and is not funny. And he will admit that he's not funny. He's funny, not intentionally. When you thought that your aunt used to make a thing called fallacious salad, that was hilarious. But that wasn't you trying to be funny. that was you just being a big idiot.

I guess so, yeah, that's me.

Right.

Your voice has gotten higher since the T results.

I don't know. was hilarious, but that wasn't you trying to be funny. That was you just being a big idiot. I guess so, yeah, that's me. Right. Your voice has gotten higher since the T results. What could I say? What can I say? Hey, girl. So anyway, that's a low-tee Johnny. High voice, low T is Johnny. Anyway, Johnny, you are going to be doing comedy tonight. Are you nervous now that the day is finally here?

Jake's nervous as hell, and Jake's been doing stand-up unsuccessfully for 20 years.

Nervous? No, excited. Yes.

I think that's bad combination.

But I'm upset, though, because Jake was explaining the bathroom situation yesterday in Showertime.

Right.

Which sounds awful. Yeah. Well, you don't seem as concerned. Jake's very concerned about the bathroom situation yesterday in showvertime. Right. Which sounds awful.

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