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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2026

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	Five dollars.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.2	This is the world famous K. Rock.
0:35.3	Good morning.
0:35.9	Welcome to your weekend.
0:36.6	Hey God, it's Friday. 10 o'clock or 10.06, whatever. It's all the same. Let's get you on that standby boarding list right now. If you'd like to do some international travel. Last spot, at least that we'll be riding down, and then you'll have more chances throughout the day, and then Monday morning, you receive a call from a blocked number or potential spam, I recommend you answer it.
0:55.8	It could very well be us giving you a trip and moving you from the standby list to the actual
0:59.7	boarding list as part of KROX Mile High Club. Caller 20 right now, 800, 52067.
1:05.9	And you're going to want to turn off that filter that just has your phone not ring when it's an
1:10.2	unidentified number? Right. Make sure you answer because we've called some people. I mean, even as recently as I think last week. And it sends us straight to voicemail. That was the opportunity they were waiting for. Look at the odds. To get through, get on the standby list, then be the person that gets selected and all of that to happen just so you don't even take our call, sucks for you. Sucks to suck, as Jake likes to say.
1:28.5	That sucks, dude. So let's go ahead and make that happen for you right now at 800520601067. Next week, we're going to give away a trip to Nazi Morrissey. So that'll be cool as well. Yeah, someone said I've almost always seen Morrissey. Yeah. I've never seen him. him In some ways it's kind of genius actually
1:44.5	if you think about
1:45.0	it because
1:45.7	I guess you
1:46.9	got to refund the tickets
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