Hello, Anna Richardson here. I just thought I'd leave you a quick voice note to tell you

about my new advice podcast. It can't just be me.

I'll be getting super honest about my own topsy-turvy life, as well as helping you solve your

life dilemmas with the support of some very special guests and experts. From Podimo

and Max created, it can't just be me, wherever you get your podcasts.

Hello to you, oh glorious ape descendant and welcome to the Duncan Trussel family hour.

It is hot, Duncan Trussel and I am truly honored that you have allowed your miraculous attention

to temporarily shine upon. He's sound waves that make up this podcast because you are the

descendant of countless generations that have managed to survive tiger attacks, quick

sand, forest fires and lightning strikes, not to mention the black plague, HIV, World War

I, World War II, the War of 1812, the Roman Empire, barbarians, medieval pirates, modern

pirates, and another billions of other terrible threats, including saber-toothed tigers,

fang bats, tentacle-to-too-loo creatures from the darkest pits of hell that have from

time to time clambered out of the fiery cracks of the earth and dragged children into the

briny burning lava where they live and the pit of the earth feeding off the fear that

popular culture and mainstream media loves to juice out of the weak like vinegar out of

the sponge that the Romans tortured Jesus with. Don't be tortured by the vinegar sponge,

don't believe the nonsense that the multi-tenticled, multi-eyeballed fear demons are throwing

at you as you sit in the base of the bodhi tree which is actually your spine meditating

and contemplating the truth of your existence which is that you and everything you do is

a miracle. It's a miracle that you're alive and every day you should think the lack of

olfactory senses that allowed your ancestors to somehow become sexually aroused when

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