Johnny Pemberton - Marathon Bummer

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.6 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2024

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and actor Johnny Pemberton stops by as Jason explains how a man claiming to be a time traveler threw a brick through a family's window to save them from a future event, Randy describes a Florida man that tried to cross the Atlantic Ocean in a hamster wheel, and Daniel warns against working out in the middle of the night lest you get stuck upside down on the equipment, and so much more!

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0:00.0	Dan and Jay will share tales of folks so unaware they lack in ways and sometimes shoes the
0:09.9	life they choose will make the news breaking down each epic failed in Florida there's
0:14.9	half price bail I'm happy to say they
0:17.8	you didn't make this go go go listen to our podcast with co-host, our band.
0:25.0	Members, don't be a jerk.
0:27.0	When the music gets the money hits and we are going to take you down.
0:32.0	Stick around, make a take you down. Stick around.
0:33.0	Make a sound, hunger down.
0:35.0	It's dump people town.
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1:14.0	Hey, Tonnies, welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town.
1:20.0	Population, you have population, Pemberton.
1:22.0	Johnny Pemberton. Johnny, what's up, buddy?
1:24.0	Is it John Pemberton?
1:26.0	John Pemberton.
1:27.0	It's Jimmy, Jason, Jack, Crack, Corn, Pemberton, the second.
1:31.0	Okay, good.
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