Bill Burr - Don't Throw Rocks At Gators

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.6 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Comedian, actor, and director Bill Burr (also co-founder of ATC) stops by as Jason explains why a vampire dad is injecting himself with his teenaged son's blood to stay young, Daniel describes a Florida man that lost an arm to an alligator, and Randy warns against breastfeeding from your mother on your wedding day, and so much more!

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0:00.0	Dan and Jay will share tales of folks so unaware they lack in ways and sometimes
0:09.2	shoes the life they choose will make the news breaking down each epic failed in Florida. There's half-price bail I'm happy to say they
0:17.2	You didn't make this a
0:19.4	Don't go listen to our podcast band with co-host,
0:23.8	Marm and Dan.
0:24.8	And gird, don't be a jerk.
0:27.0	Because when the music gets the funny hits,
0:29.7	and we are gonna take you down.
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