Hello dear friends it is I Duncan Trussell and you are listening to the Duncan

Trussell Family Hour podcast and you might notice that your ears are being

massaged by a new silky deep resonant sweet sound and that's because I'm

recording from my upgraded podcast studio. I've leveled up my podcast studio I'm

not done yet but I've got soundproof foam all over the walls and soon I'll have

a nice sound dampening carpet placed underneath the podcast table. I'm currently

having it washed at the laundromat because my dog pissed so much on it so much

piss was in that carpet and when I took it to the laundromat they said that

they were gonna have to send it to a special facility somewhere up north

because in his entire life of working at a laundromat he had never seen a

carpet so soaked in Chihuahua piss and this is the guy who works at a laundromat

in Los Angeles and he sees Chihuahua piss soaked items every single day from

t-shirts to ski masks to carpets and he said he's never seen anything like it

he said that the odor of that carpet reminded him of the time that he had gotten

into this car accident and died for 15 minutes he'd had no brain activity and

his heart had stopped beating and he said that during that time he was sucked

down a glowing tunnel into sort of hive space deep beneath the earth a kind of

mazy honeycomb place and that he had been dropped by a praying man as

scorpion creature onto a flat sheet of sticky gooey stuff that the creature

had hissed to him was made of Chihuahua piss or demonic Chihuahua piss and he

said that during this time that he was dead medically he experienced over 7,000

years of being pissed on by a giant Chihuahua that every morning would come

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