Hello dear friends, it is I Duncan Trussell and you are listening to the Duncan Trussell family hour podcast

And I have just returned from the Southern Glory Tour. What does that mean?

It means that my mind looks like a phosphorescent jellyfish that you might find on the beach of some

alien world

98% of my blood right now is a combination of

Hasheesh, Adderall and Boos my neurons are not firing correctly and for the last two days

I've been trying to record this opening with no success at all

Everything comes out blabbery or weird or sentimental or strange so I am giving up

This is it whatever comes out at this very moment is the thing that I'm going to upload

Stammers and us and us and all because I just have got to get out of Los Angeles and go up to the desert to a

Steam room where I can remove all of the toxins that are now soaking in my body

I wish there was some kind of flesh

That style water filter where I could melt myself down and be reprocessed removing all the

Toxins the Fukushima level waste that must have accumulated in my body from this glorious celebratory

Dionysian amazing tour we're gonna get going with this podcast

But first I do want to thank all of you who came out to the shows

Thank you so much for coming and saying hello to me and thank you so much for helping me sell out an entire

Tour that's wild and even though my body is a kind of thick dark

Hellsludge right now. I still feel as though I must be existing in some kind of

Paradise universe and that's a hundred percent because of you

So thank you guys so much

I'm going on tour again at the end of the month if you're interested in checking out alive

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