Johnny Lawrence vs Captain Kirk
Who Would Win Masters
Ray Stakenas
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 20 January 2021
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
And on the next episode of Who Would Win...
One of the most skilled martial artists in TV/Movie history faces the Starship Captain with hot knuckles.
Will Captain James T Kirk (Repped by James) have enough moxy to will his way to victory over the Karate Sensei Johnny Lawrence (Repped by Ray) or will Eagle Fang Karate sink it's teeth into yet another victim? How will special guest judge Phillip Wilburn decide once all the facts are on the table?
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