Hey, welcome to our multiverse. We're excited you're joining us for our new parody comedy series,

Superhero Diaries.

Hello, this is Batman. Well, sort of. I mean, I'm not one of those actors who gets to play all your favorite

superheroes in movies and TV. I guess you would say I'm a parody version of the Dark

Night. Anyhow, me and some of my super friends have decided to tell you what we're really thinking when we are doing all those crime-fighting, Earth-saving multiverse hopping kind of stuff.

We will reveal what's behind the mask, our most private thoughts, like who's our secret superhero crush?

Gotta go, girl talk. We have to deal with real life issues just like you. I mean how does

Spider-Man pee when he's wearing a spidey onezy? It rides up in the crotch a little

bit too. Does Aquaman talk to Fish before he eats them? What is the

whole critical review of Wonder Woman 84 and most confounding of all?

Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb. How does a guy like me with no superpowers get through the week without getting killed every other day?

All will be revealed when superhero diaries takes off on February 9th.

Subscribe now, true believers. Down Route 66, a yellow Camaro with black racing stripes continues along its merry way.

Taking some time away from the big city is good for the soul, the car thought, as it transformed back into the robot Bumblebee

and sat alongside a mountain to watch the sun go down.

The calm would only last a moment though as screams began piercing the night.

Bumblebee looked over to see a roadside gas station overwhelmed by Vines,

racing over to protect whoever he could, the transformer is stopped in his tracks by a woman with red hair and green skin.

What the heck even are you,

Poison Ivy mutters?

You know what?

I don't care.

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