Johnny Gigolo
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 671 Ratings
🗓️ 6 November 2025
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it. |
| 0:04.6 | No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:24.0 | And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Say Rock, Klein Alley Show. Turns out that people aren't hitting on each other anymore, at least the way they used to. And some crazy stat just came out that I don't know. |
| 0:38.7 | I find this hard to believe, but it says something about guys particularly, I think under the |
| 0:43.3 | age of 25, 50% of them have never actually approached and talked to another person to try |
| 0:50.5 | to, like, quote, hit on them or pick them up. |
| 0:52.4 | Yeah, it's got to be gay. |
| 0:53.9 | All right, Johnny, that's an to be gay it's all right johnny |
| 0:54.8 | that's an interesting theory let's investigate it we'll look into that but this is the stat 45% of men |
| 1:01.2 | 18 to 25 have never approached a woman in person never asked a woman out in person and what they're up |
| 1:07.4 | against think about it well there's a big one that goes into a long, boring story about why. |
| 1:11.7 | But 45% of people in that age range, especially men, have not even ever approached a girl or |
| 1:17.9 | approached a person in public in real life to ask them out. |
| 1:21.6 | There's no game anymore. |
| 1:23.0 | No one's got a game. |
| 1:24.6 | And by the way, and not even the game even just the the fear of failure has |
| 1:29.4 | gotten so intense that they say that this is now breeding a new species of asexual |
| 1:35.7 | asocial males right because you go what's the point of why even go out and and people aren't |
| 1:43.7 | realizing how great it is the end game. |
| 1:46.1 | You got to play the game. |
| 1:47.1 | But the end game is maybe you have sex with a brand new person. |
| 1:51.7 | I think a lot of people are like the Bud Light bro though. |
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