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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 2- Vanessa's Biggest Fear, Times You Almost Got Married and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

0:04.6

No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:24.0

And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley's show. This is the world famous K. Rock. All right, hell yeah, good morning. It's K Rock. It's thrifty Thursday.

0:38.3

The Prequent is here.

0:39.3

Lots to get to this morning.

0:40.3

And if you want to win tickets to K Rock's almost acoustic Christmas to see all them bands

0:45.3

on that one spinning stage, I take for granted the fact that I think to myself, well, most people

0:51.3

probably at some point have been to an acoustic Christmas been going on for 34 years. And then I realized every single year we meet people and they're like, it's my first one. Never been. Never had the opportunity. It was never in town. Never got tickets, whatever. Make this the year. We will see you there on December 13th. Tickets on sale tomorrow at noon. Set a reminder so that you get them before they're gone. But we will give you a pair this hour. As we hear your stories of times, you were almost married, but somehow it didn't end up happening. Called off for a variety of reasons. Cold feet, bad dream the night before. Someone didn't show up. You tell us the reasons. We'll get into that coming up later this hour. Didn't you almost get married again?

1:28.6

Like you had a girlfriend at least that was waiting for you to propose, right?

1:32.2

Yes, I had a girlfriend and she thought that I was, she took her...

1:36.2

She thought it was like going to be any day?

1:37.5

I took her away one weekend and she, apparently had told all of her friends.

1:40.7

It was like he's going to propose this weekend or something.

1:43.2

You like turned out the lights and she was like, oh my God. He just went to bedlands from her. What's funny is like I ordered room service and she was like in the bathroom. And then the room service was a knock on the door and she like, I guess what's getting her makeup all done in the bathroom? Because she thought. And then the room service was like, here are your chicken tender. And she's like, but what's inside the chicken tender? I don't want

2:05.4

to hurt my teeth. It's like nothing. It's just chicken tender. Pass the ranch.

2:10.6

Hey, she's married to a doctor now, so she's doing just fine. Good for her. Yeah, she definitely

2:15.0

leveled up big time on me. This hour, I can't wait to get into this, but perhaps the biggest fear you can experience in real life happened to Vanessa yesterday. Here's just a hint, Allie. Oh my God, I'm scared. She was terrified because there was something she encountered yesterday. Was somebody hitting on her? It was not someone hitting on her. Was she learning to ride a bicycle? She was riding a bike with no training wheels. My training wheels are all. She took the training wheels off and this is what happened. Oh my God, I'm scared. She made it down the hill. No, that's not it. We'll tell you what. We'll tell you what it happened after Yellow Card. They will be at Acoustic Christmas, will you? Yellow Card. We'll be at K.Rot's almost acoustic Christmas with Evan essence, Popper Roach, Social D, Rise Against, All American Rejects, Third Eye Blind, Wet Leg, Paradox, and you. Tickets on sale tomorrow noon, but we will win them from us coming up in about the next 10 minutes here on Krock.

3:09.3

But first, we have to get through Vanessa's Fear of the Day.

3:12.3

And this is one of, I guess, the dangerous things about living alone, is that if you encounter this, you have to figure out how to handle it all by yourself.

3:20.3

And I will say there are a lot of different approaches to this problem and some work better than others.

3:26.3

Her approach? Wild.

3:28.5

I've never thought to do this.

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