Johnny Doesn't Know
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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🗓️ 20 March 2026
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport. |
| 0:07.2 | That's right. |
| 0:07.9 | Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights. |
| 0:15.0 | Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter. |
| 0:19.6 | And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. $5. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. They rock, Klon Alley Show. Let's give you some stuff. And then we'll get the hell out of Johnny. You'll leave here and then we'll get into a little March badness. |
| 0:54.0 | So worst of the worst co-worker is a brand new bracket of badness that you will help us fill out. Right now, though, Johnny has re-entered the K.Rock Studios. We've got questions. All you have to do is predictable Johnny know or not know the answers to these. We've learned yesterday, and a lot of times we learn in the back office, that Johnny does not know the most basic of quotes. |
| 0:56.6 | I mean, one's alley that are the most quotable of the quotes. |
| 0:54.2 | Things that every single person |
| 0:58.3 | pretty much picks up along the way. |
| 0:59.9 | But even if he knows of the quote, there are so many lapses in his attention span that he |
| 1:06.3 | could never remember the full quote, you know? |
| 1:09.2 | This will be a practice one. |
| 1:10.3 | Then we'll actually get to the |
| 1:10.9 | game and uh bring some people on and give them a prize johnny but um if you want something done right |
| 1:16.9 | what is the quote here there's a quote about that if you want something done right and you're a |
| 1:22.3 | guy that uh a lot of stuff we go to and stuff's not done right so you're probably the wrong person |
| 1:26.1 | to answer this but if you want something done right, what is the quote? Like construction? Like you want to get something right with construction? You got it. I'd call like a Hispanic guy. If you want something done right, call a Hispanic guy. They'll get that thing built. I like that. He's not wrong. It's a great quote. I mean, honestly, I would call my uncle, be like, hey, get him a pack of Madellos. |
| 1:47.3 | They've got the new street name. |
| 1:48.5 | If you want something done right, call your uncle and get a pack of medellos. He'll have it done before the end of the day. I swear to God. It's a good quote. But the one that most people know is if you want something done right, do it yourself. |
| 1:59.8 | Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw that. |
| 2:01.2 | I have seen that before, yeah. |
| 2:02.5 | Which would be a horrible idea for Klein. |
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