HOUR 4- Johnny's Post Office Ideas, ADD News and MORE
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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🗓️ 20 March 2026
⏱️ 28 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport. |
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| 0:15.0 | Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter. |
| 0:19.6 | And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. |
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| 0:31.2 | This is the world famous K.R. |
| 0:35.0 | I don't know. |
| 0:36.3 | Welcome to a brand new hour of K. Rock goodness. It is K.Ley's show. Just up to a ton of clap on a Friday morning here. KROQ, if you need us, phones, text line 800-5-2010-60-1067. Final chance this hour to get yourself some tickets to tomorrow's Fanatics Flagg Football Classic. Tom Brady and many others will be there at BMO Stadium. And we get you in this hour, so you have something to do tomorrow. Also, Postmaster Johnny made it his mission to try to save the post office. You know, they're running out of money. We did learn yesterday that they believe they only have enough money to survive another year. Because no one's buying stamps anymore and raising the price of a stamp |
| 1:10.8 | a couple of cents every few years. It's not enough to keep the post office afloat. |
| 1:14.1 | They don't depend on tax dollars. They depend on the price of stamps and service fees to stay afloat. |
| 1:19.6 | So Postmaster Johnny went into a few different post offices yesterday to try to pitch them some other |
| 1:24.1 | ideas that they could use to start making some money. And, you know, who better to pitch them ideas than the modern day postmaster? So it was a very uncomfortable weird conversation that took place with quite a few different people at different post offices, and we'll get into that. Here's just a tease alley. And do you think these ideas Johnny brought were good or bad if you had to guess? |
| 1:44.7 | You know, I think that they are going to be good. |
| 1:47.7 | You want to rethink that answer? |
| 1:50.3 | I just think that some of them are so simplistic that they could end up being genius in a weird way. |
| 1:58.0 | Because Johnny, even when his intros that he makes, they're so simple that they're kind of catchy. And I feel like that could happen with the post office. So here's, listen, he, once again, his goal here, it was a good goal, right? How can we help the post office? But I don't think he speaks the same language as the people who work there. How does Sydney-Sweeney stamp, though? |
| 2:18.1 | Oh, yeah? |
| 2:34.9 | You know what I mean? You know Sidney-Sweeney-Sweeney? Sydney-Sweeney? You don't know Sydney-Sweeney? Exactly. The actress? Blonde? Bonita? Way bonita. I don't know. No? Yeah. Dude, you got put on you know. I'm sorry. Let me got you away real quick. |
| 2:35.9 | So John is holding... Sir, I'm in a post office. No, I don't know. No? Yeah. I'm sorry. Let me go out your way little quick. |
| 2:35.3 | So Johnny's holding... |
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