Johnny Doesn't Know
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 671 Ratings
🗓️ 24 October 2025
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it. |
| 0:04.6 | No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:24.0 | And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Hey Rock, we are a Klein Alley Show. Johnny's in the studio right now. We're just Dodgers Blue, ready for the game. And let's find out if he's ready for a different type of competition. His brain versus easy questions. A little round of Johnny Doesn't Know. Johnny doesn't know. And I was like, okay. Oh, Johnny doesn't know. I didn't know Vegas was in Vada for like a while. Johnny doesn't know. Jolato sounds like Jello. Johnny doesn't know. It like goes, wogoo-w-w-w-w-wiggles. Johnny, we decided we're going to theme this round of Johnny doesn't know. It's a theme round because of the museum heist that happened this week. We have some questions for you, all pertaining to things about or things you would find in a museum. |
| 1:13.9 | Yeah, yeah, museums. |
| 1:15.1 | I don't think Johnny's going to do great. |
| 1:17.4 | I'm just going to tell you right now if you're playing the game and if we pick up your phone call, I would say no |
| 1:19.3 | to each and every one of these questions. Every person |
| 1:21.4 | who gets theirs right, Ali will write your name down. Someone's |
| 1:23.4 | going to get some tickets to this comedy festival. It's happening |
| 1:25.4 | at the Wiltern in December, but |
| 1:27.4 | Johnny, are you feeling smarter than normal? I know last week I was not around, but you did not know which vegetable makes you cry when you cut it. Yeah, that was a toughie. I'm not going to lie. That was a tough. It was tough. That was one I wasn't even going to ask because I was like this is too easy there's no way he doesn't know this usually whenever we have that moment of writing |
| 1:29.2 | the questions for Johnny doesn't know, and we have that, this is too easy, it's always, that's the one we should start with, because those are the ones that really trip him up. And listen, there's no shortage of millions of views that people have checked out of Johnny stumbling over some very basic questions, like how many pennies and a dollar and stuff |
| 1:46.6 | like that. The guy just can't figure it out. So let's say hi to Yvette to start things off today |
| 2:01.3 | and Brea. And all you have to do is predict will Johnny know or will Johnny not know? He's very |
| 2:06.1 | excited for a big weekend of Dodgers baseball, but we start with museum knowledge because we are a |
| 2:10.9 | classy show. Good morning, Yvette. Welcome to K Rock. Good morning, sweet dib guys. Sweet dibs. All right, here we go. First question for Johnny in this round of Johnny doesn't know all things museum-based. As you know, a lot of stuff was stolen from the Louvre in Paris, France. Clanguzeze. They did find some DNA. They did find, |
| 2:16.1 | yeah, they did get the DNA. |
| 2:34.5 | Well, Johnny know what DNA stands for. No. That's not the, that's not the... Do you know a DNA stands? I don't think that. That's a tough one, I think. We're not gonna... That's a tough one. It is a tough one, I think. The MoMA is a very well-known museum. |
| 2:36.1 | What does MoMA is a very well-known museum. |
| 2:54.2 | What does |
| 2:53.9 | MoMA stand for? |
| 2:54.6 | Will Johnny know that? |
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