HOUR 2- Klein Asks to Use the Restroom, Johnny Doesn't Know and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2025

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.
0:04.6	No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.
0:24.0	And it's convenient... Skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.
0:24.0	And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day.
0:27.4	And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.
0:30.5	This is the world famous K. Rock.
0:34.5	Good morning and welcome to your Friday.
0:36.2	The weekend is finally here.
0:37.9	It is a World Series Friday.
0:39.9	World Series Friday game number one on the world famous K. Rock. We're Klein Alley's show. Nice to meet you. I'm Klein. That's Ali. Hello. That's DJ Omar Khan right there. You know him as Jake D. Nerd. What's that? in the back room, Postmaster Johnny,
0:51.6	who will be in later this morning for some Johnny doesn't know.
0:54.0	And of course, there is producer Vanessa.
0:57.0	If you need us, phones. In the back room, Postmaster Johnny, who will be in later this morning for some Johnny doesn't know. And, of course, there is producer Vanessa.
0:57.0	If you need us, phones, 800, 5201067.
1:01.0	You're not already following a long, Klein Alley Show.
1:03.0	There's some incentive today on Instagram.
1:04.7	We get the 50K by the end of the day, and the snoring video that you've been demanding will be released to the masses.
1:09.8	It is the video that I'm probably most embarrassed about since me running into the lake with my underwear on. This one's, I think, far worse, because this is me and my natural habitat, snoring like truly an animal. Yeah, you know, we haven't really budge, so I think I'm just going to... No, no, we haven't talked about it. That's right.
1:29.2	We haven't talked about it.
1:30.2	Follow.
1:43.2	Get up to 50K. You can release the video. Anything else? We're not doing it. And if you need something to get you in the good mood for the game today, here's a collection of some of the many drunk people. A lot of these are Dodgers fans getting you ready and hyped up for the World Series. Take me out to the ball game.
1:48.8	Take me out to the square.
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