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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Johnny Doesn't Know

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2025

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

0:04.6

No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:24.0

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. If you're waiting for those Coachella tickets, we're getting closer and closer. Everything we say on the show today could result in you getting answers right to questions and then you end up in the desert for some Coachella. That's great. But right now, Postmaster Johnny has entered the K-Rock Studios. The vibes are strong today, he claims. He's excited. He'll be there bowling as well. I just saw Bud Light Bros. Are apparently calling out sick today to be at the bowling alley as well. They found out that the alley does indeed sell Bud Light, so they will be there.

0:55.8

Mostly for the Bud Light. It's just coincidence that we will be there as well. Bowling Alley is where you go for cheap beer. It's great. Great place. Cheap beer, great fries. Pretty much all bowling alleys have them. So Pins, 1230 today after the show, we will be there. Johnny is in the studio with questions

1:09.3

and all you're going to do is predictable Johnny know

1:11.1

or not know the answers. I believe last

1:13.2

week's video of him not knowing what Molten Rock was is now north of 300,000 views, likes and shares and some of the comments that people have said are that they fear for the future of society more than ever before just in watching Johnny try to answer that simple question. Well, come on. What are all the other things going on in the world? There's a lot to fear. Let's get into it. It's time for Johnny doesn't know. Johnny doesn't know. And I was like, okay. Oh, Johnny doesn't know. I didn't know Vegas was like in bad for like a while. Johnny doesn't know.

1:46.7

Jolato sounds like Jello.

1:48.2

Johnny doesn't know.

1:49.0

It like goes,

1:50.9

wugoo-woog-w-w-w-wiggles.

1:53.6

Everybody who gets theirs right, listen to this.

1:56.9

Everybody who gets theirs right will send you to a,

2:00.2

with some tickets to an IMAX screening of the lost bus, including a Q&A with producer Jamie Lee Curtis. Vanessa, I know you think you only have one left, but they have a lot of seats in that theater. It's like 600-seat theaters. Find out if we can give more away. Because of what I just said. Yeah, I was convinced this wouldn't be a problem. So find some more tickets let's hook the people up all all

2:17.8

all right johnny you feeling smart today no not at all great this is perfect then same we're gonna

2:22.8

focus today on acronyms something that has been tricky for you oh damn acronyms has been always

2:29.4

tough for you is this in honor of jim phallon's horrible acronym it was in honor play the joke

2:34.0

again alley uh this was a joke that jimmy fallon told last night his way Is this in honor of Jimmy Fallon's horrible acronym joke? It was in honor. Play the joke again, Allie.

2:34.9

This was a joke that Jimmy Fallon told last night his way of a guest supporting Kimmel.

2:40.1

It was not a support of Kimmel, but it was also not a support of comedy.

2:43.6

And definitely one of the worst acronym jokes in the history of acronym jokes.

2:47.5

Here we go.

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