Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

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And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.

This is the world famous Shay Rock.

Thank God it!

Yeah, baby.

Get ready.

This is the hour.

Coachella tickets will be yours.

Then we hightail it out of here and head over to Pins in Studio City for some bowling at high noon, 1230 to be exact.

Allie has been stretching her arms and fingers all show long. I don't know if that's a bowling thing or a lesbian thing. That's just a daily thing. Regardless, she's ready to go. She's got no sleeves and no confidence, but that will not stop her from getting on to the same alley as me. And listeners are invited to come out and hang. We'll have some food there, bringing some tickets with us to give you as well. Tiny towels. If you can stop by during your lunch break, even better. Maybe have a drink with us. I'm sure Jake, you're going to be there having a beer, of course. Jake's been very busy. He's got back-to-back-back nine-age nails shows, and he's still going to make some time to come bowling with us. And I don't know, Jacob, they're going to let you wear your flip-flops on the lane. Oh, that's right.

You got to those shoes. Yeah, Jake's not going to be happy about that. I think that Jake is about five years away from being Surfer Jay, just completely shoeless. Five months away. I think it's, I'll take the under. I really will take the under. Surfer Jay doesn't even own shoes. So Jake is down to a raggedy pair of flip-flops now that are hardly there. But when they try to force them to put shoes on later, I think you may be able to go barefoot like the children's if you wear socks. Like the children? I think sometimes kids are allowed to just wear socks or something at the ball.

No, no, they're not.

I think so.

No, they need to wear shoes.

Your kids don't wear shoes?

Let's not get thrown out of pins.

They've been very nice to us so far.

They invited us out and they were taking care of us.

I'd like to not go there and make an ass of us.

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