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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Johnny Doesn't Know

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2026

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle. And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino International Airport. When airports smell great. Tadda. The K. Rock, Klein Alley Show, there's your chili peppers. That's a law. We must play that at least five times an hour on Krak, or we cannot continue to broadcast. Postmaster Johnny is out in the studios. That's good. Got some questions about things all summer themed to get everyone in the right state of mind for the season ahead. The fun of summer and a funner summer every morning here at K. Rock. Everyone on the phone right now, all you have to do is predict whether or not, Johnny, will know the answers to these questions, which are pretty simple. Just to test your knowledge right now, Johnny. Oh, Lord. This does not count for you or against you, but just don't want everyone to get a sense. Maybe it's their first time hearing this. Maybe they've seen your viral clips of coming across like a total buffoon on TikTok and or Instagram at the Klein Alley Show.

1:11.0

But here's a question for you.

1:12.3

Do you know what it is called?

1:13.9

The area where land meets the ocean, what that is called.

1:19.5

You mean like the beach?

1:21.0

Is that your guess?

1:22.5

Like the shore where land meets the ocean.

1:25.4

I'll repeat it.

1:26.1

What is the area where land meets the ocean called'll repeat it what is the area where land meets the ocean called um

1:30.1

like the brink that's like the shore because beaches are man-made too they're not natural

1:36.1

i don't think oh boy i think the beaches were man-made okay that is uh that's uh just where we're

1:42.7

starting just if everyone's listing right now,

1:44.6

and you were thinking about maybe giving Johnny the benefit of the doubt. What did they bring the sand in from? Rancho Cucamonga or somewhere like that, I think. I don't know. Right. Right. You think that all of the sand on all of the beaches was brought in somewhere, like on those, like they buy the bags at Home Depot and bring up there? What I mean by like man-made, I see them like groom it and stuff.

2:03.5

Like, you know, like they're out bags at home depot and bring up there what i mean by like manmade i

2:01.0

see them like uh groom it and stuff like you know like they're out there with the sleds and

2:05.0

doing that stuff like making it flat so i'm like oh okay like this has got to be like a manicured beach

2:10.5

all right well now you know where we're starting manicured is the same as manmade oh actually

2:16.5

that's a good question.

2:17.9

No.

2:18.9

No, it's not a good question.

2:20.4

It's actually not a question at all.

2:21.7

Let's get into it.

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