Jake Might Die. Who Gets His Dog? (FULL SHOW 5/28)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2026

⏱️ 125 minutes

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Summary

Jake wasn't in today, which marks the first sick day he's ever taken in his history on the show. He insists it's a 'weak cold' but he's been getting cold sweats for days. Did he catch Ebola? We think he really needs to see a doctor, which prompted conversations about who gets his weird collectibles and his precious little dog. Vanessa finally put on the shock collar to review a new buzzy food no kid can resist: ice cream! She tried the viral Henry's Secret Ice Cream while getting shocked in a brand new, curse-filled High Voltage Food Review. Klein is attempting to change a bad habit and it's not going well. He's notorious for ending phone calls without saying goodbye, and his new couples counselor would like him to work towards a more loving way to end a conversation. We learned quickly that we all do a pretty great impression of Klein ending our phone calls. We also did Gen Wars, spun the wheel to assign another Funner Summer Challenge, and Ally talks about her next embryo transfer happening tomorrow. Wish her some good Juju! She showed off her latest fertility baile and it was....something to see.

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0:00.0	New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.
0:22.7	And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.
0:25.5	San Bernardino International Airport, when airports smell great.
0:29.2	Da-da-da.
0:30.3	Hey, what's going on, Cran and Ali?
0:32.7	Are you ready?
0:34.7	Hello, Cline and Allie, you little bitch bitch. Clining Allie, it's just okay.
0:41.3	Just don't like things about you, too much.
0:44.3	Good morning, everybody.
0:46.3	Oh, sweet David Steak, did you see that?
0:48.3	Be about Clown Allie show.
0:50.3	Let's get the still shouted.
0:52.3	The show started. The show started.
0:55.6	The show started.
0:57.8	We are live in Los Angeles.
1:00.7	Three, two, one.
1:03.2	And here we go.
1:05.8	It's Klein Alia.
1:09.0	Low 6.7, KROQ FM and H.D. Pasadena.
1:09.7	Los Angeles.
1:10.6	Orange County.
1:29.1	The Sonic Pulse of Los Angeles. This is the world, famous, KROC. Oh, yeah, welcome to your pre-Quend and good morning from your friends here at KROQ. My name's Klein. That is Ali. Hello. And it's DJ Omar Khan right there. Hey, hey. Jake the nerd is sick today, taking his first sick day ever. He's in the Jake Shack,
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