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Live from Coachella right now, we believe, the future star of farting on baddies, postmaster

Johnny.

Hi, Johnny.

What's up, guys?

How's the vibes in Coachella?

The vibes are amazing right now.

I was actually sitting in a cabana at the hotel next to a group of people I just met, and I was

playing the live stream for them, and they heard the farting on baddies thing. And then as soon as they heard that, they kind of just left. Oh. Cool. All right. A very popular show idea. So you're going to be doing that one then? I mean, I don't know. I guess. Yeah, sure. F part on baddies. Which day are you wearing your belly button shirt? I was planning on doing that Sunday. Sunday, okay. So maybe that'll be the day you got a thousand fingers in your belly button. Why Sunday? Just out of curiosity. I want to do it all weekend, though. Yeah, you can. Just do a different cop top every week.

Yeah, I want to do it all weekend. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, because I got a couple. Mm-hmm. You have no shortage of little belly shirts? Well, the other ones are kind of normies, but I specifically brought my shortest shirt that I think I outgrew a little bit, but I got it in my bag. Johnny, you're down there representing the show this weekend.

It's very important that you make everyone feel like they can live vicariously through the socials. I don't know. You don't know what that means, but Google it. And they can go to a Klein Alley show and feel like they're getting the full Coachella experience. And if you're there, you can find Postmaster johnny please put your finger in his belly

button and if you're a baddie be prepared to be farted upon all right uh johnny you ready

for some giant us know it's all a desert questions today because you're calling us from the desert

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