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Heading to Vegas? Excuse me, heading to Coachella? The answer is probably not if you're hearing us, because I don't think you can hear us by the windmills. Regardless, we are here in Southern California. And I love the way traffic usually rolls around here this weekend. A lot of the riff-rap over at Coachella, understandably. They want to see all them bands and be a part of the vibes and the hangs and the after parties. It was kind of the deciding factor for me for going to Monster Jam.

I was like, do I want to drive over to up? Hey, you know what? Traffic's probably not going to be too bad. Of course I'm going to say that and I'm sure it will be. Well, Monday, we're going to listen to some audio. you're going to have to try to figure out if there are people that are at Coachella or people that are at Monster Jam. Very different crowds.

So, but this today, you know, Johnny's there. We're going to chat with him later this hour. We weren't sure why he was going today. There was no reason for him to miss this entire show to be at Coachella. He claimed he had very important interviews to do, but I don't think he's talking to any bands today at all. So we decided to have a meeting with him where we pitched him some things he could do at Coachella. All things we knew he would hate. He didn't know we were recording this, but here's just some of the ideas we pitched him. Some Coachella ideas? Police? Of course, yeah. Are you all playing one in a belly shirt or not? You said, okay, when you said that, Justin asked me yesterday for a phone.

He's like, do you have foot of you in a belly top? And I was like, what the fuck is a belly top? And then I was like, oh, the crop top. I do have one I plan on bringing up. You're not planning on wearing that or no? I wasn't. It was a backup shirt, but I could wear it if it's for a bit. would you be opposed to see if you can get a thousand guys to put their fingers in your belly button?

Put a finger in your belly button?

Put a finger in my belly.

Jake was a big fan of this idea.

It's hilarious.

You can hear Jake's idea.

Johnny less, you know, Johnny wants to come across as cool and he doesn't want to do anything that makes him look uncool.

So that was all of our ideas.

All of our ideas involved him either being uncool or missing the bands he really wants to see. And the first idea was can a thousand guys put their fingers in his belly button when he wears those little gay t-shirts. Which he can do anywhere. He could really do that in any location. He doesn't have to be Coachella. He's not a fan of this. I like putting a finger in. Can I get, where can I get baddies to do it?

Are you on guys?

Well, we have an idea for baddies.

So, of course, he immediately goes, instead of it being guys doing it, can I just have hot chicks do it instead? But we had an idea involving hot chicks, something that we knew he would hate, because one of his least favorite things in the world to do

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